Mommy and Daddy said they were taking me to visit the scariest man I've ever heard of, they said his name was Sent-A-Claws, which sounded scary, maybe in anticipation of the claws. He was frighteningly RED and wore a scary hat. I didn't like him. 
I didn't even realize that I was actually sitting on this scary man's lap, but when I did, boy did I let Mommy and Daddy know I was unhappy. They promptly removed me from his clawless grasp, ushering me to safety. Later Mommy and Daddy informed me that if I was good, this Santa Claus person would break into our house in the middle of the night and leave me presents. I'm still not sure if this guy is someone I want to visit again.
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You absolutely remind me of your Uncle Josh. He wasn't a fan of the big red guy either. But he still enjoys the presents, and you will too.
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